Saturday, June 8, 2013

The Salt Monster Is No More



There was a very early Star Trek episode called “The Man Trap”.  In this episode, a shape-shifting, salt-hungry creature terrorizes the crew of the Enterprise.  The creature cannot live without salt and resorts to romancing humans (yes, even Capt. Kirk and Dr. Mc Coy!) so that she can shape shift back into her monster form and suck all the sodium from their bodies.  Fortunately she didn’t suck the salt out of Kirk and Bones, but some minor crewmen were not so lucky. 

I used to laughingly refer to myself as the “Salt Monster” (all Star Trek fans knew this show by that name) given my love of and craving for all things salty.  Yes, I’m one of those people who puts salt on watermelon, apples, and raw carrots.  I could skip the “golden buttery flavoring" for movie popcorn, but never the extra salt.”  I recently started buying this product called Jane’s Krazy Mixed-up Seasonings – it has herbs, spices, onion & garlic in it but it mostly has – SALT!  I’m always the person at the table who says “Pass the salt.” And later, if you’re looking for the salt, it’s most likely by my plate. 

Why am I talking about salt?  Well, because last week I drove myself to the ER after having two very bad nosebleeds in one day.  It turned out that my problem wasn’t so much the nosebleeds; the problem was that I came in with a blood pressure (BP) of 180 over something and left with it at 160 over something.  Of course I heeded their advice to call my Doc the next day and now I’ve been taking my BP everyday for 3 days.  It continues to stay high and now I’m freaking out and probably contributing to the problem. 

What I want to know is how does someone who always had perfect BP suddenly have high BP?  Is it because I just went thru a stressful period of moving?  Is it Jane’s Krazy Salt?  Have I become a Shape Shifter?  Or am I just freaking old?  Yeah, I think it’s the last one.  I read somewhere that the longer you live the more inclined you are to high BP, high Cholesterol, and Diabetes.  And this is in spite of my generations’ willingness to cut out smoking, overeating and being a couch potato.  I don’t smoke, I drink very little, I don’t fry foods or bake cakes for my consumption anymore, and I try to exercise.  I thought I was going to get a pass on taking a handful of meds every day like my parents.  I guess not. 

It’s only been three days, I tell myself.  But I feel headachy and weird even though I ate oatmeal this morning -- I hate oatmeal!  Last night I spent hours on Web MD reading about symptoms and comparing them to mind.  I also found info on the DASH (Dietary Approaches to Stop Hypertension) Diet made famous by the Mayo Clinic.  There were a few sample menus, but not enough to get a real feel. 

I was out this morning first thing to visit Barnes and Noble where I purchased The Dash Diet Action Plan by Marla Heller, MS, RD and The Everything Dash Diet Cookbook authored by two MDs.  I might add that Barnes and Noble is connected to a Starbucks and I did not have my regular coffee (somewhere in my readings I saw that coffee was “BAD”.) 

I consulted with my friend Mike who has struggled with this problem and he had lots of good advice.  He keeps sodium intake to 15-1800 mgs a day.  He warned me I’d be astonished at what foods contain salt.  He’s right!  I threw a yogurt, a diet coke and a bottle of water into my bag for my lunch so as not to be tempted to eat out.  After I ate, I found that all but the water contained salt!  Yogurt has salt?  Who knew? 

Oh my, I can see it stretching before me – a lifetime of label reading and denying myself all my favorite treats.  It’s true that all semblances of normal eating and routine exercise flew out the window over the last few months as I prepared to sell my house and move to a new place.  I quit going to my weight lifting class; we ordered pizza and ate out more; and all my restful routines and lazy afternoons disappeared in a flurry of activity and trips to the container store.  I was consumed with 100s of details that come with a move.  I’m trying to tell myself that I have neglected my normal good habits and may have brought this on myself.  I know that, but it’s still disturbing. 

I so wanted to get back to writing this blog again and now that I’ve written one – it’s not even amusing.  Oh well, just had to be said.  Hope to rally and get back to my usual up-beat self. 

Now, what to make for dinner…

I’m just saying. 


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